the perfect job.

(found this while going thru some old emails)

my first job was working in an orange juice factory,

but i got canned...couldn't concentrate.

then i worked in the woods as a lumberjack,

but i just couldn't hack it...

so they gave me the axe. (never saw them again)

after that, i tried to be a tailor,

but i just wasn't suited for it...

mainly because it was a sew sew job.

next i tried working in a muffler factory,

but that was too exhausting.

then i tried to be a chef,

figured it would add a little spice to my life...

but i just didn't have the thyme.

i attempted to be a deli worker, but any way i sliced it,

i couldn't cut the mustard.

my best job was being a musician,

but eventually found it wasn't noteworthy.

i studied a long time to become a doctor,

but i didn't have any patience.

next was a job in a shoe factory...

i tried, but i just didn't fit in.

i became a professional fisherman,

but discovered i couldn't live on my net income.

i managed to get a good job working for

a pool maintenance company,

but the work was too draining.

so then i got a job in a workout center,

but they said i wasn't fit for the job.

after many years of trying to find steady work,

i finally got a job as a historian...

but there was no future in it.

tried being a stockbroker...no security!

hired on as a human cannonball, but i got fired.

my last job was working in a coffee shop,

but i had to quit because it was the same old grind.

so i retired and found i am perfect for the job!

taro "snow ice" with azuki beans.

(frozen fruit and juice bases mixed with milk and shaved thin,

company describes snow ice as frozen cotton candy)

(zoe zebra tunic and shyla skirt via oomph (buy)(buy); shoes, nine west)

tell me about one of your jobs!

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